We Give and We Take

Everyday I realize more and more that I am the most confusing and crazy person in the world.
To all the guys out there, please understand that the secret to women is quite simple: We have no idea what we want. Like, ever.
We'll want you to leave us alone, but get upset if we don't hear from you.
We want us to have great conversations, but can never think of something to say.
We'll want you to worry if we're upset, but we won't tell you when we're upset.
Likewise, we'll get mad at you if you don't seemed worried, even though you have every right to not worry, because we never said we we're upset in the first place.
We'll do our best to explain ourselves when we are upset, but end up sounding infinitely more confusing.
We'll hate it when you don't respond to a text, but we'll have no problem doing it to you, as if we're giving you a taste of your own medicine. (Which is stupid on our part.)
We want you to show you care, even though there's no reason to ask you to prove yourself.
We want you to know we miss you when you're gone, but we don't always tell you in fear of being clingy/sounding like a crazy stalker person.
We'll yell and get mad and be horrible to you, even though all we're accomplishing is taking our bad days on you, and that is completely unfair to you.
We want you to understand we don't like plans being changed, but we end up being complete jerks and try to guilt trip you.
We never like getting into fights, but we start ones anyway.
Then, we feel absolutely terrible for days on end for making you mad and we realize how stupid we were, and we just want everything to be okay again.

After all is said and done, we just want you, and nothing else.